Tuba

The Tuba is the best instrument in the entire world, as well as the coolest. Anyone who plays the tuba is known either as a "Tubist," or you can just call them "Awesome."

The instrument
This truly blessed instrument was bestowed upon the earth by some true celestial being, knowing that music would not be complete until the Tuba was there. To this day, Tuba players are worshiped in band rooms all around the world, seeing as they are so rare, yet so important to the band. Truly, if you can play the tuba, any band director will spoil you to get you to stay. They think that you are amazing and all of that kind of stuff. It does, however, take a certain kind of person to play the tuba; like any instrument, it's players have a type. Usually laid-back, care free, funny, and just a little bit crazy (not just because we voluntarily choose to play an instrument that can weigh up to twenty pounds).

Known Tuba Players

 * Adam McInnis
 * John Griffiths
 * Oystein Baadsvik
 * Roger Bobo


 * The funniest part being that Adam totally doesn't belong on a list anywhere near those three players, let alone before any of them.